Nowhere Fast Tee
Nowhere Fast Tee
Nowhere Fast Tee
Nowhere Fast Tee
Nowhere Fast Tee
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Nowhere Fast Tee

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Welcome to Nowhere: our second collaborative effort with the cool kids at MERIT Brewing here in town Hamilton. As part of their recurring imperial stout program, Nowhere Fast is a dark and brooding stout made with a hearty dose of our famous specialty grade Steeltown espresso.

In addition to the MERIT x Steeltown Nowhere Fast Imperial Stout (available in bottles here), we wanted to release a capsule of limited edition accessories to compliment the brew. What you see here is a classic 100% cotton tee featuring the Nowhere Fast mark on the chest and a large back print inspired by Honda's infamous 'You Meet The Nicest People On A Honda' advertising campaign.

True to size
Fit: Fitted / Unisex (slimmer through body, longer length)
Screen printed neck info means no stupid white tag
100% 4.3oz combed, pre-shrunk ringspun cotton
Wash cold, hang dry
Sizes: S - XXL

For more information behind the Nowhere program click here

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